The New Apocalypse

by Fatbwoi

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this is the new apocalypse - heads up y'all, this is it...

the new single from Fatbwoi is delivered in a digital 'CD Maxi Format', complete with B-sides that aren't just instrumental mixes...

showcasing new material currently in and around the live set, this release sees the bwoi playing more guitars, and developing new sounds for 2013...

thang-shakin' toe-tappin' goodness ready to make happy in yo' ears

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released March 11, 2013

all tracks written and performed by Fatbwoi

recorded at Culture Corner

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Fatbwoi Milton Keynes, UK

a quirky acoustic / alternative artist, presenting a unique take on the modern condition...

a thang-shakin' zeitgiest surfin' force of nature and supplier of infectious grooves...

gonzo alt-folk
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Track Name: The New Apocalypse
What is a fish, if it’s not a fish?
There’s no common factor that makes it a fish…
And if my teachers could see me, well they would be stunned
Science is exciting! Physics is fun!
…and a tomato? A tomato is a fruit…
The courgettes grew all hairy, and the modern world is doomed…(!)

You can’t travel in time – “Thank-you Einstein”
Someone better tell the photons, cos I don’t think they’re listening.
We sent a car, in a rocket to Mars…
So why fake a landing on a much closer moon?
Bottle up the air – Freeze dry all the food
Making preparations as the modern world is doomed.

This is The New Apocalypse – Heads up baby, yeah this is it!
This is The New Apocalypse...
Put your head between your knees and purse your lips
Woah – Apocalypse! I’m not kidding, this is it!
This is The New Apocalypse...
Put your head between your knees and purse your lips

And the Mayans weren’t wrong; they said all along
This is the dawn of a new way of thinking…
Welcome to the 13th B’uk’tan, what we gonna do?
Why not crash the planet into a rogue moon?!
And I’ll be alright, underground in my bunker
At the time when the country sinks under
The earthquakes, and tsunamis that follow…
I don’t think there’s gonna be a world tomorrow!

This is The New Apocalypse – Heads up baby, yeah this is it!
This is The New Apocalypse...
Put your head between your knees and purse your lips
Woah – Apocalypse! I’m not kidding, this is it!
This is The New Apocalypse...
Put your head between your knees and purse your lips

We can start over – Build it up again
We can start over – Build it up again
We can start over – Build it up again
We can start over – Build it up again
Unless it is actually the goddamned rapture!!

This is The New Apocalypse – Heads up baby, yeah this is it!
This is The New Apocalypse...
Put your head between your knees and purse your lips
Woah – Apocalypse! I’m not kidding, this is it!
This is The New Apocalypse...
Put your head between your knees and prepare...
To kiss your ass goodbye
Track Name: Who The Hell Is Frank?!
Have you been outside?
Did you know your fence has fallen over?
Must’ve been the wind.
Or something else that dropped it in your garden.

Please tell me – Who the hell is Frank?
I really need this information – Who the hell is Frank?!

Why not blame the chickens? It must be the chickens…
They’re never gonna be premiere poulet – so they’re acting out
Should we all just sit back relax
While you just leave everything to Frank?!

Please tell me - Who the hell is Frank?
You're gonna have to tell me - Who the hell is Frank?

(ha-ooh)

He’s quite elusive – And a touch confusing
He don’t wanna take no responsibility
Why would you make this any harder than it already has to be?!

You gotta tell me right now - Who the hell is Frank?
You've really got to tell me - Who the hell is Frank?

Have you been outside?
Did you know your fence has fallen over?
Must’ve been the wind.
Or something else that dropped it in your garden.
Should we all just sit back relax
While you just leave everything to Frank?!

You gotta tell me right now - Who the hell is Frank?
I really need to know - Who the hell is Frank?
He's a figment of my imagination - Who the hell is Frank?
I really need this information - Who the hell is Frank?!
Track Name: Good For You
Oh, I think I’m feeling alright…
Though I might be confused and frightened…
It’s that time of night – we will never know.
And after all the things that I’ve seen...
You’d think I might be feeling enlightened…
It’s not just a trick of the light – my reactions are a lil’ slow.

This could be good for you
This could be good… for me too

Boy your mind’s on fire with lightning
But there’s a coupla screws that need tightening…
Two at night, will see you right – come see me soon.
Cos you know I’ll look after you…
It’s exactly what I was put here to do…
And even when you cannot see me – I’m always there.

This could be good for you
This could be good… for me too

There’s nothing else (There’s nothing else)
There’s nothing else (There’s nothing else)
There’s nothing else that matters…
It’ll pass you by (If you don’t try)
It’ll pass you by (If you don’t try)
And leave your whole life in tatters…

This could be good for you
This could be good… for me too

So I guess I’m feeling alright
Even though some screws need tightening…
Or it’s a trick of the light – we’ll never know.
But boy your mind’s on fire with lightning…
Or you might just be confused and frightened…
It’s the time of night – we’ll never know

This could be good for you
This could be good… for me too